He rang early and I can report back to you now.
He told me this … They received an anonymous report that I work in my garden, I saw wood and climb ladders. I walk around normally in the front in the road.
Well there you go - fascinating!
We have wood delivered all the time because we have an open fire, Mark is often in the back sawing wood and I am usually with him.
Up ladders - UP LADDERS! UP LADDERS??? Hee hee haa haa …up ladders!
Well yes with the help of my sticks I do sometimes manage to walk to the car and I sometimes stupidly try to get the post in.
We can narrow this down to three neighbours because of the sawing wood which is done in an area only three could see or know about.
1 A bloke who we love living next to a geezer who smokes, drinks and smokes some very funny smelling oddities. He did go funny on us a few months ago and we couldn’t work out why he suddenly cold shouldered us. He’s OK now though, he’s back to normal.
2 A couple we had a boundary dispute with which we won. Our solicitor sorted them out but they argued the blazes for ages over the fence. They moved out a few months ago.
3 The new neighbours - lovely people but they will have heard the sawing wood because ‘we’ (I do try to help) saw wood regularly.
The bloke from THE FRAUD SQUAD said he gets these all the time and he is closing the case and he gets these all the time.
I told him about the boundary dispute and his words were - " Well, there you go then".
There we have it, I have been reported by a neighbour.