That’s what I’m banking on. I haven’t been to a decent party in ages.
I never said you would be invited. I mean, if you go around vandalising freezers, you can hardly expect an invite can you? If i’m invited, I will supply the chocolate fountain
you can all come to my party.
i won’t make you drink all the cinnamon liqueur.
there are loads of oddments that need using up before i restock the bar.
i love M & S cherry liqueurs too.
it is the law to eat chocolate goodies in preparation for christmas so fill yer boots grandma!
Traffic light jelly… That’s my contribution and when I grow up you can all come to my gingerbread house with the lebukchen lawn … I’ll be wearing my smarties dress to the party …
I’m not going to a party that AD isn’t invited to.
I have a friend who likes to bring them for me whenever she comes for dinner. She’s a lovely girl. She knows Mr Sssue doesn’t like them You are absolutely right about the need to quality test the Xmas booty. Plus I do have the dentist excuse, ie have to eat the chocolate before the root canal on Monday. Aaarrrggghh!!
Sue x
I love going to parties which Sue had been invited to.
She is such good value between her third and eighth gin.
Thank you so much. I do appreciate a good audience when I’m getting pished…
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Exactly how slight is this ‘phlegm’ problem? Is the unicorn snot you are showing as an avatar all from the same unicorn? If so, how many pots of said snot are produced each day/week/month?
And what is unicorn ‘phlegm’ useful for?
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You old Crockpot!!
I’m only interested if it’s a pink unicorn that poos rainbow drops and farts glitter …
If this is the one you have then those beans you swapped for it have failed to grow into a bean sprout big enough to reach the land of giants !
Is that your offer?
It gets very pink in the face when it has an exceptionally difficult poo.
As do I.
my brain fog has really p*ssed me off because i bought an amazon voucher for a young relative and put it in a safe place and now i can’t remember where.
i’ll carry on searching for this week and then if not found i’ll have to send for another.
billy is playing Dinosaur Junior and it’s good.
i haven’t touched a drop of alcohol today and even turned down an invite to the pub (it’s too cold).
i’m sorely tempted to get a gin…
another young relative has some wind up zombies! i’ve just been playing with them.
maybe next year i’ll just get a job lot of socks for everybody.
perhaps anthony could get me a discount.
You are never going to believe this but you gin lovers are going to be Green with envy. I’m at knit andnatter looking at a box of 6 plastic Christmas baubles which are filled with gin. There are different colours and the have screw tops. At £30 a box I think they jolly well should have screw tops . Just saying …
Carole, Tracey and me will be round, with our wool and needles, in a minute.
I think you are already too late AD
I’be god a code so am nod cabable of joinig in any ob the usual nodsedse today. Mr S now paintig red X od frond door. Maybe feelig better lader. Hope you R all feelig bedder than me.
S x