Brain Fog

I’m sorry, I probably won’t drink mine Carole. It sounds horrible. Cinnamon liqueur with JD and cinnamon tonic. Why would I want to drink that when I have a choice of 4 different gins in the house. Plus the miniatures in the Fevertree mixed box.

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Be impressed. I’m being so good. I haven’t opened a single thing chocolate I bought today

I just swear. To hell with it.

And I’m eating the sweeties now because of the impending root canal nightmare (two root canals in 2 months??? What the ^¥@>!). So next week I probably won’t be able to after Monday.

Sue

Sue, you do know that we have a swear box here don’t you ??

There isn’t. I took it away and threw it in the sea. So there. Swearing is likely to get a person put in the naughty corner by the admin staff. But there is no actual ban on disguised swearing.

§ue

You are so naughty. You don’tb want to be going to the naughty corner - it’s full of cobwebs and creatures !!

Two weeks ago we bought a couple of boxes of chocolate biscuits. Hubby put them in the motorhome, partly because it’s cold out there and partly because we’ll be less inclined to start eating them before Christmas. Last year we overdid the fattening foods and we’re determined not to do it again. Last year I wanted some filled lebküchen and our local Tesco didn’t have any so we ended up at Lidl, where we bought far too many German Christmas goodies. This year, if Tesco hasn’t got it we don’t have it. That should keep the naughties down to some mince pies and a stollen (if Tesco does stollen this year).

I’m not worried by cobwebs or the s*****s that inhabit them.

So I shall do as I like. Hahahahahaha!!

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I’m glad to see the umlaut is still making the odd appearance.

it is a bi-product of rainbow cheese

I never called you an umlaut. Many other things but not an umlaut.

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As President Kennedy said “Ich bin ein lout-Um”

I still think my outpourings are less ridiculous than a certain orange Buffoon.

Mick

PS I Lurve lebküchen

I haven’t got any anyway, so I can’t call you 1 either Mr D.

I have a large selection of truckles of cheese in my freezer, the wax covered 1s, that I/we have been stockpiling in case certain nutters press the big red button. Needless to say, I have also taken the liberty of stockpiling the Gin & tonic in the freezer as well, just in case, 1. it snows, 2. the ‘orange’ 1 kicks off & 3. cos I like it, a lot. I also still have 7 advent calenders, I have restrained myself from consuming them (Fez’s isn’t appealing to be honest), as certain persons (Grandma, you know who you are) have no discipline, at all. xx

Rofl

You’re all getting at me aren’t you?

I have a good mind to make a stonking big Black Forest Trifle and get son to post a pic of it for me

Ooooh, I know you want to Grandma, I am 100% sure it will be product tested, way before Xmas xx

I miscounted the bottles of gin yesterday, I missed off the Tanqueray! So we actually have the choice of 5 gins. And they won’t fit in our freezer. So we have to do what TDC disapproves of and put ice in it. But not to worry, the GnT is drunk before the ice has melted!!

Btw Tracey, have you tried M&S cherry liqueur chocolates. Normally I disapprove of liqueur chocolates but these are dark chocolate, have a whole cherry in and actually taste of alcohol. They are lovely. And the kind that you can have just one of. So not anti Dentist chocolates.

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Play nice. Or I’ll unplug all your freezers while you’re sleeping.

Won’t make a jot of difference AD, they will just have one great big party