Brain Fog

There’s potential here for rude tattoo joke but I’d never get it past Oliver.

AD

AD and Mick, you are a pair of Cumberdicks. And Tracey, what are you doing, encouraging this sort of umlautishness? Sue

Congratulations, Duckface, on being the 5000th post.

We have now passed the record held by the Norman Wisdom Albanian website. Kudos indeed.

When I was learning Germany at school we were told by my German teacher who was actually German, was that the umlaut could also be referred to as a modification. Just saying … and to remind you that I’m still here …

well done my foggy friends!

will we have out photos taken for the papers, in which case i will be wearing my pretty beanie hat because my hair is still a ruined mess.

gin time!

Woohoo and hoorah to us Foggies, one and all. And boo sucks to the Norman Wisdomites of Albania.

Bombay Sapphire time here.

I don’t think I’ll be joining in the photo session, I have a constant bad hair day. As does AD by the look of him today.

§ue

What’s AD been up to now then?

Why did I think he was as bald as a coot?

Carole, would you like me to knit/crochet a purple beanie ?

Oh show us all up with a good hair day, why don’t you!!!

X

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What are you smiling for, Grandma?

^ is a french accent sign called a circonflexe.

i think it was AD who wanted to know.

your socks are hidden under the circonflexe!

Who said i’m smiling AD?

You can’t fool me Carole, a circleflex is the wire that connects the telephone to the wall.

Why would you hide your socks under the thing that fixes your phone to the wall?

And where did you get one of those from in the year 2017?

And what do you think ^ means then?

Sue

Hi Duckface, (new suit?).

  • It keeps the floor tidy.
  • It’s a > thing pointing upwards.

Not that it’s got anything to do with you.

Quick, pretend we’re playing nicely. Here comes Grandma.

i am not voting for anyone sponsored by the London rubber company

mick

Mr Amin got his socks from the Kampala Woolworths

Hmm mm . What charm school did you not graduate from then AD?? There are ladies present so watch your manners …

I went to the Sid James’ Finishing Academy for young men in 1975.

I was asked to leave shortly after I arrived as being, “incompatible with the Institution’s core aims and values.” Whatever that means.