Brain Fog

Oh please let’s stop this random answering of posts. It messes things up terribly. And if someone then decides to go and put something at say post 3578 we’ll miss it.

Sue x (not voting for Durex you understand)

Did they not aquaintyou with their core aims and values before they accepted your application?

Did you not thoroughly read the prospectus before you applied?

Did you not consider carrying on with another application to another institute? For example, the Kenneth Williams Academy of Articulation and Enunciation ??

  1. NO
  2. No
  3. And nooooo Matron!

I have no idea what she means by ‘ladies’! Was it ‘laddies’ misspelt? Or ‘ladders’? Or ‘larders’?

I always thought you’d graduated from Sid James Albie. Have you been fibbing all this time?

§ue

They wouldn’t have let him in to Kenneth Williams. Far too boorish and had learnt too many ‘hetero’ tricks at Sid James. Like the old ‘hands up the skirt’ tricks.

Oh and btw Albie, very nice hat. I like the feather. Are you trying to insinuate something about birds? And this old outfit was one I kept in the loft. I had to fight with the owls and martins for it. But I won. Duckface.

I thought you kept it in a lake.

No. I think you have the wrong idea about me. I’m actually a very small duck. But I keep costumes in the loft for when I fancy being a slightly larger personage. Ie a goose or a swan.

That’s why I’ve never argued about being addressed as ‘Duckface’. In reality, I do have a rather small duck face.

§ue

good morning or to be accurate, good middle of the bloody night

my sister bought me a pair of fab slippers.

they have elastic around the top and only come 2 inches up from the feet.

feel such a saddo discussing them but they are sooooo comfy!

sue, there’s nowt wrong with a duck’s face

Awake!!!

I think Carole beat you to it Grandma.

Not that there’s a race. If there was I’d have lost.

Sue

Yawn … Is that the time?

Hmmm, time to put your socks up and have a wee snooze.

DF

Enjoying a lump of rice pudding …

I posted out of sheer frustration, exasperation and exhaustion Sue.

Our darling little poodle woke us up at 3.15 am and dh put her outside for a puddle but she didn’t want to go back into her bedroom (crate) so she decided she was going to yap and cry until the magic 6 am when she is allowed into our room. Then we overslept and missed church

One lump or two?

Just the one lump. It was really nice.Thanks for asking

lumps of rice pudding!

do you make it with toffee skin or as my father in law used to call it oil cloth which quickly became loincloth!

keep the lovely Tracey DC away from this post as she disapproves of such delicacies!

Carole, to be honest it was more of a dollop than a lump and yes it had a skin on it (is there any other kind of rice pudding)? I always add a nob of butter, vanilla extract and brown sugar. Don’t know quite what happened with the previous 2 efforts but we were able to slice it x

In the absence of the lovely Mrs DC (where is she anyway?) I have to add my pennorth to this subject. Can’t do rice pudding skin. In fact, I don’t think me and rice pudding go at all. Not sure as I’ve not had to eat it for years. But I do know that I could never ever eat skin. Or skin on custard come to that. Horrible.

Sue