Brain Fog

I think there’s a slight clue in the title of this thread Mick. Personally I’m just impressed you compared your brain to molasses. I’d have got stuck at porridge.

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Fez is Welsh Grandma xx

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I love papier-mache (I know it’s got little icons above some letters, but I don’t know how to do them) the things you can do with a balloon, flour & a newspaper. It doesn’t take much…x

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I’ve got all the ltitle inocs but I cna’t do the ltetres. DA

V’ie gto lal het elttei​ coisn ubt. I tn’ca od het etsrelt

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Shall we come back when you’re feeling a bit better?

Or have you been hitting the gin earlier than usual?

Play nice now …

who mentioned gin because you’re the cause of my drink problem. my problem with drink is that i often spill it.

Carole you need one of these as it will hold more and you won’t spill any

.ti detrats uoY

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We always play nicely. With other people anyway.

§ue

I have enough trouble with forward slang and pig-English. Even my eyes are swearing…

I forgot how to spell treacle

M

I have no problem with Gin, it’s the glass, it’s never big enough or full. Rugbeg.

there are other ways to get your gin.

Rugbeg indeed

Mick

“Cumberdick Benderbatch” is the expletive of choice at Durer Towers.

AD

Ahh, I too miss the odd "Chuffin’ " of Poll ,and I am still developing new definition for the term Umlaut.

Keep on truckin’

Mick

Being a big fan of Umlauts, myself, I came across this wonderful example from Finland,

Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän.

The Umlaut was discovered just after the invention of the hole punch. The man who patented it (Papierlocher Sammelmappen) wanted to use all the left-over paper discs and decided that they would look quite pretty scattered about the European alphabet.

Even the Finns don’t understand this word, so don’t bother trying to memorise it.

What does it mean?

Who cares.

Albrecht Dürer

Brilliant, I tried it in Google translate and whilst the spelling remains the same the sound is different

https://www.google.co.uk/search?ei=zvUXWs31BYiEgAafxazQBQ&q=translate&oq=tra&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.0i131i67k1j0i67k1l2j0j0i131k1j0i67k1j0j0i67k1j0l2.3205.3884.0.7231.3.3.0.0.0.0.112.320.1j2.3.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.3.318....0.TDOxwhDgO8M

Mick

Ooooh Mick, I’ve got 2 arms, oh the potential. I’m Umlautsless I’m afraid, make a good tattoo that though Mr D.