good day to those in MSland, it took me a wee while to say but after various bad publicity, isn’t grand to see headlines of a positive nature of our youth, a couple who took time out of their very hectic lives-he from ???, she from rehearsals as a C list actress-to visit the whole of Great Britain, their spent their (???) money visiting, somewhere in England, Edinburgh (she in tartan trousers in memory of a recently found Scottish ancestor), and Belfast (a stronghold of loyalists), and, the creme de la creme, the have invited hundreds and hundreds of the great unwashed, uneducated to watch them arrive to the church on the wedding day, the heart swells tears of joy drip down my cheeks, Brian, PS, no need to buy any presents for the couple under £thousands
Warms the cockles of my heart.
I trust you’ve received your invite Brian? And started saving for a decent present? Do they have a wedding list I wonder? Would it be registered with somewhere like John Lewis? If so, it might be a bit expensive for lots of us. I wonder if there’s anything on the list for a tenner perhaps? (An egg cup maybe?) Mind you, I’d only spend that much if I got an invite to both the day and the evening do. Bugger paying for an expensive present if you’re only invited to the evening do.
I wonder if they will sing the curiously missing 6th verse of the National Anthem? Lord, grant that Marshal Wade, May by thy mighty aid, Victory bring. May he sedition hush, and like a torrent rush, Rebellious Scots to crush, God save the King.