Luckily the Scots have a superb sense of humour..,....If you speak Rab C,hold tight

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding,“Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”.
Archie nods approvingly.

“I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy.
“A kilt?” exclaims Archie, "That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that.

What’s the tartan?.."

“Och,” says Jimmy, "A’d imagine she’ll be in white.”

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Ha ha he he, another good one :slight_smile: still giggling

As a scot I’m deeply deeply offended by this post. Report report reported Wb. Expect a visit from the pc brigade shortly… guilty as charged son!


lol :stuck_out_tongue:

Another good one Wb

excellent Wb

you should be on stage

carole x