As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any
racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk,
an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an
Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a
Buddhist and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. "
Nice one H. I suppose if there was a formal event to gate crash the way to get in would be with one of the African gentlemen and the geezer from Siam…Black tie