An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark
shadows.
‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s
only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.
They have some ‘personal time’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It is a Police Officer.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the copper.
‘I’m making love to me wife,’ Paddy answers sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I am sorry,’ says the copper, ‘I didn’t know.’
‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!’
That is the best yet Wb. Thanks for that. I needed a laugh!!
Keep them coming.
Shazzie xx
Now, if only you’d started it with ‘A man…’
See how easy it is to avoid being racially offensive? Even if it’s only just a little bit offensive.
I forgot to put smilies on my first comment - it was meant to be me making a point in a light hearted way, not a grumpy way!
When I worked in Dublin I heard a good few Irish jokes (including a hilarious one about a gay leprechaun). and the odd English one.
A good joke is one that you can apply to almost any situation.
That was a good one.
Geoff
Excellent and I’m Irish / British…LOL
Funny! Why not a man or is it two men Paddy/Murphy?
