An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark
‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s
only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.
They have some ‘personal time’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It is a Police Officer.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the copper.
‘I’m making love to me wife,’ Paddy answers sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I am sorry,’ says the copper, ‘I didn’t know.’
‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!’