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A slightly Oirish joke,but could be Welsh,Scottish,French,Danish blah, blah, blah.................

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark
shadows.

‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.

Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s
only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.

They have some ‘personal time’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It is a Police Officer.

‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the copper.

‘I’m making love to me wife,’ Paddy answers sounding annoyed.

‘Oh, I am sorry,’ says the copper, ‘I didn’t know.’

‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!’

That is the best yet Wb. Thanks for that. I needed a laugh!!

Keep them coming.

Shazzie xx

Now, if only you’d started it with ‘A man…’

See how easy it is to avoid being racially offensive? Even if it’s only just a little bit offensive.

I forgot to put smilies on my first comment - it was meant to be me making a point in a light hearted way, not a grumpy way!

When I worked in Dublin I heard a good few Irish jokes (including a hilarious one about a gay leprechaun). and the odd English one.
A good joke is one that you can apply to almost any situation.
That was a good one.

Geoff

the bottom line is…

it’s a funny joke :slight_smile:

Nah it isn’t.

Excellent and I’m Irish / British…LOL

Nice one.

Ronin

Funny! Why not a man or is it two men Paddy/Murphy?