An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked
where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late.”

The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of

The man replied, “That would be my wife.”

bless him

I like that, so have pinched and passed it on

Tracey x

No problem Tracey,that’s what it’s there for.I’ll probably get it back in a week,once it’s bounced around the planet.

Wb x

It’ll be like Chinese whispers, it will be changed so much you will barely recognise the original joke ha ha.

T x