Drinks down

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
Garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
While a £20 note fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are £20
Notes falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady.
"I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
You didn’t steal it, did you?"

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next
To a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
Fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
Flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my
Hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I
Surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy!
Give me £20, or off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”…


My poor husband is crossing his legs lol :slight_smile: excellent!

Ha ha ha :-):-):-):-):slight_smile: After a bad symptom day, just the drug I needed, xcpt my belly hurts now, Few of my colleagues are golfers, might show them this one, ha ha

Ha ha ha x

Thank you!

OOOO that made me cross my legs.

Well actualy I thought that but nothing happened.