“Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?”. . .
the woman asked her husband.
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or
4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the
cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled
out a crumpled twenty pound note.
He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her, and
“Have you ever seen fifty quid all crumpled up?” . . .
she then asked her husband.
“Uh . . . no, I haven’t,” he said (with an anxious tone in his
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and
pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started
breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen £40,000 pounds all
"No way, " he said (while obviously becoming even more
aroused . . . and excited).
“Well go look in the garage,” she said.