***No one believes seniors . . .***Contains elderly nuts, do not read if your a cracked nut!***

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”

Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No”.

Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”

The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday …”

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”

Love it H…I’m just waiting for the Thought Police to arrive…It’ll be, ‘Exposing MS peeps to naughty illegal acts,and portraying our Elders and Betters as Con Persons’

Oh,while I’m here,must tell you about the BESTEST thing ever, I’ve ordered off Amazonian. A SLINKY.They were on a repeat of QI,so had to have one. Had one,“Back in the day”. Just need a string pulled Gyroscope now…Actually.

Hope things are alright with you and the creatures,Robert included.Hogmanay will soon be here and the proper drinking can begin.

Keep it all tucked in and toastie,

S xx

Hazel - l noticed the money was ‘dollars’ - now if you mean US dollars - then l think you are making the US police look like idiots!!

This will never do!! And the drivers of the armoured [armored] car also appear as idiots. [Can’t they lock the door]

The only sane one is the woman who kept the dosh. And you didn’t say whether she was Puerto Rican/Jewish/Chinese/Mexican/or Native American.

You must try harder next time.

F.

F, it’s obvious that the woman is English,possibly from the Liverpool area,judging by the way that she ‘whizzed’ the bag with no hesitation.I bet she counted it by ‘Frizzing’ the bundles next to her ear.

I didn’t get a card stuffed with $s, so she isn’t that Cakey.

Oh,the Gyroscope is being wound up as we speak(£14).Any suggestions of other Proper Toys which are missing from my life.

H,your post has been hi-jacked,would a pint of Baileys suffice as ransom?

S xx

You two are as barmy as I am, how reassuring.

Hiccy New Year.

xxxx

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Love it H…I’m just waiting for the Thought Police to arrive…It’ll be, ‘Exposing MS peeps to naughty illegal acts,and portraying our Elders and Betters as Con Persons’

Oh,while I’m here,must tell you about the BESTEST thing ever, I’ve ordered off Amazonian. A SLINKY.They were on a repeat of QI,so had to have one. Had one,“Back in the day”. Just need a string pulled Gyroscope now…Actually.

Hope things are alright with you and the creatures,Robert included.Hogmanay will soon be here and the proper drinking can begin.

Keep it all tucked in and toastie,

S xx

[/quote] Well Wb, lf you want to keep it all tucked in and toastie then l advise you to get yourself a ‘Onesie’ they are all the rage right now. Chap who runs the local shoot - has had one for Xmas - with pheasants printed all over it. But for nostalgia - how about a ‘My Little Pony’. l remember one that my daughter had with leaves printed on its back - lt was called Gusty. She misread it and insisted it was ‘Gutsy’.

l have several gutsy guests coming for dinner tonight - Surprise-Surprise - they will be getting Turkey/Ham and Leek pie - and one of my leftover xmas puddings.

Xmas Cracker Jokes - How do snails keep their shells shiney -

Snail Polish - of course.