The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you.’
‘Yes’, she says, 'I remember it
well.’
‘OK,’ he says, 'How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time’s
sake?’
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
but good idea!’
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard
their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just
keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows
them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning
on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the
back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in… Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life and old age that he didn’t
know…
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret
is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse
me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to
this?’
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric
fence.’
Ronin