NOT MS: Little Old Lady

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
She picked up four cans and took them to the check-out
counter.

The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of
old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants
proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought
it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said
“I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that
you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but
the management wants proof that you are buying the dog
food for your dog.”

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was
able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The
little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the
box that would harm her. So, the cashier put her finger into
the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, “That
smells like s**t.”

The little old lady said, “It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet
paper.”

Don’t mess with old people.

Take care.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).

Ha Ha !!!

Very good!

Pam

Excellent Chris ROFL thanks for sharing

Urrrghhh,

Chris,this reminds me of a neighbour we used to have that tried a tablespoon full of every single can of dog food she ever fed to her dog, and she certainly wasn’t elderly.

Moira

OH thats brill! And I couldnt guess what the punch line was!

luv POllx

Lol, Teresa xx