Will happen

I was ready to check out and pay for my
groceries at my local supermarket yesterday when the cashier said,

“Strip down, facing me.”…

Making a mental note so I could complain to my MP about this unnecessary
security rubbish, I did just as she instructed.

After the shrieking and hysteria finally subsided,

I realised that she was referring to how I should position my credit card!
They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors like me!

I’ve now been asked to shop elsewhere…

Never liked Tescos anyway!

Thanks Steve you could have warned us to empty our mouths :-/ still chuckling Sue

Very good Steve. Chuckle chuckle

Shazzie x

HaHa, that made me laugh. There are some good jokes on here today.

Dawn x