Stereotypically racist and sexist.............................Good though

Everyday living
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Two Glasgow boys, Hamish and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding.

‘Aye, it’s all going like magic,’ says Jock. ‘I’ve got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.’

Hamish nods approvingly.

‘Hell, I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!’ continues Jock.

‘A kilt?’ exclaims Hamish, ‘That’s grand; you’ll look pure smart in that! And what’s the tartin?’

‘I’ imagine she’ll be in white.’ says Jock

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LOL Wobbly, your jokes always cheer me up

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oh Wb - I know I could rely on you to cheer me up a late friday still in work. I’m stealing that one!!

JBK xx

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Brilliant. Went down well in this house.

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Laughed out loud

Dom

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Brilliant Wb. Keep them coming. We all loved that one.

Shazzie x

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Another WB classic that made us laugh in this house. Thank you Tracey x

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mmmmmmm

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So funny!! My husband will be waking up and complaining…I must practice learning to laugh quietly

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I recommend you catch Kirsty Warks programme on the BBC iplayer, which was on Thursday evening, called Blurred Lines - the new battle of the sexes. It may make you think about sexist jokes. Susi

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As a woman Wb I am not offended at all by this joke.

Any more?

Shazzie xx

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Hi wb Us scots love a good joke. Magsxx