elljay,
I reckon Mohave could describe my arid imagination and wit.
Mogace is an abbreviation for Miserable Old Gits Against Christmas Exploitation ! This came about as a result of my groaning from September to December 24 about the constant advertising onslaught.
sometimes I swap Christmas for commercial, because Spring, bank holidays, Easter, mothers day, fathers day, Valentines day all of November (+feel free to add any others) all get the same abusive treatment.
Mick (thanks , I feel a bit better for that !