I`ve just replied to our Shellyonthebeach, as she is down a bit.
I too really loathe winter with dark nights and cold days.
So I thought we could start a virtual thread.
Cmon guys, where shall we go? Ill kick it off…
a carribean cruise…21 nights in january…well fly there as it is far to cold and choppy to cross the atlantic on a ship, but then were going on the beautiful Cunard Queen Elizabeth.
The waters are warm and calm. The weather wont zap our strength, cos well have magic cooling systems built into us.
Am I allowed to come? I’m not PP but feel in need of a virtual 1st class trip to the Caribbean. If I were allowed to join you, would my legs start working in the virtual sense, and could I feel the sand beneath my feet, but avoid getting sand in any awkward places? And if it’s a virtual holiday, could I lose a few years and some weight so I’d look sexy in my virtual bikini?
I tried my virtual bikini on a moment ago, I need to change it I don’t fill the top to well, it has just dawned on me… I can be virtually any size I want so please think of me in your virtual dreams in wearing a size ten bottom with a size sixteen top not because I have big man boobs but I have a wide back.
I would like to visit somewhere hot. you cannot beat the feeling of getting back home to the cold but being glad that you’re home. It would have to be somewhere on the South African coast.
Well isn’t it lovely here in the sun. I’ve just had a long swim, followed by a couple of cheeky cocktails and the best news is I don’t need the loo, so I’m just gonna read this book and then may go for some food later. They’ve started the buffet and there’s lots of fresh fruit, salad and cold meats. I’ve even spied some cakes etc. Ah it’s bliss xxx
So now that we are all together on our golden sandy beach, with waiters bring going our cocktails and nibbles, we can plan what we’re doing tomorrow. I fancy going paragliding, flying up above the islands , and yeh, there’s George Colony waving at me. I’m just gonna land and gave a coffee with him.