This was lurking in the bowels.................Of the computer

A Girlie’s tale

Last night, my Society friends and I went to ‘Ladies Night’ at the MS Club.

Jana wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulls out a crisp $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, Jana licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, Kris pulls out a $20!

She called the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In an attempt to impress the rest of us, Dee pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over again! I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she licked the bill and just stuck it across both of his butt cheeks.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to ME and stands right square in front of my chair. Everyone’s attention is now focused on me, and the guy is eggin’ me on to top the $50!

My brain was a-churnin’as I reached for my pocket-book.

What’s a good Girl to do?

The Woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card . . .

I swiped it down the crack of his buttocks grabbed the $80 bucks and high-tailed it out the door!

Best Girl, Wb


Oh I like that…I really do!

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