The Nurse and the ability to listen

just recently an elderly gent from the village was taken into hospital. Wull Johnston was a retired miner who had had problems with his lungs and breathing for many a year due to his working underground. He undertook a barrage of tests and was told he would be kept in untill all was sorted out. The young trainee nurse was assigned to take his blood pressure and heart rate on a regular basis. Auld Wull wore an oxygen mask at all times, as the nurse took his blood pressure auld Wull asked her if his testicles where black, the red faced nurse ignored him and went away, every time she approached his bed auld Wull asked the same question, are my testicles black. This went on for a few days until the young nurse could stand it no longer, right she said, when asked, is my testicles black, and pulled the curtains around the bed, putting on a pair of surgical gloves she lifted the bed covers, the nurse lifted auld Wull’s hospital gown, gripped firmly, but gently his penis in one hand and testicles in the other, proceeded to move them about and she looked closely at them, the nurse them replace gown and bedcovers and informed auld Wull, that his testicles wher not black and probably the same colour as always, auld Wull removed the oxygen mask, and with a big smile on his face said, nurse, thank ye for that, you’ve made an auld man very happy and I’ll never forget it, but please, please, can you tell me, are my test results back.


It took a bit longer (as I am foreign…) but then a really loud LOL!

love it

Very good, ty for putting a smile on my face.

Love it! Didn`t guess the punchline!

luv Pollx

Very good, I must practice that before the next time I see the nurse.

No, just remembered, the wife always comes with me.

Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).

I know its going to be a bad day when I get out of bed and miss the floor, today is such a day.