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The Big One!!! 8(

Hello lovelies!!!

I’m on one this morning!

In 5 days time I will be 50!!!

Ewwww!!! !!!

Ooooohh - you’ve made half a century! Definitely a step out of anything possibly young lol. Now you can claim old age as an excuse for anything silly and get away with it…maybe people should point out all the positive things about being in your 50s:

  1. You can wear purple (according to the old woman poem)

  1. I can break wind without having to deny it was me!!!
  1. You can have a go at shopkeepers for no apparent reason :smiley:

  2. You can stop holding doors open and stop saying thank you to those who do :smiley:

Pxx

  1. You could have a urple rinse and a set & shampoo 6. You can cause a que behind you at supermarket ( but I do that any way and pensioners tut as they overtake me, they can only go shopping on pension day)
  1. You can start a conversation with “In my day…” :smiley:
  1. I can elbow and shove other people out of the way at jumble sales

  2. I can leave my teeth out

  3. I can sleep in the cinema and snore loudly

WAAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!! Saw this & thought of me!!! All apply except No 47!!!

51 Signs you’re getting old:

  1. Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

  2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

  3. You feel like the morning after and you haven’t been anywhere.

  4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.

  5. Your children begin to look middle aged.

  6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

  7. Your mind makes contracts your body can’t meet.

  8. You look forward to a dull evening.

  9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is “20 Years Ago Today.”

  10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

  11. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

  12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won’t.

  13. You’re 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.

  14. Your back goes out more than you do.

  15. Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl.

  16. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

  17. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

  18. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

  19. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.

  20. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

  21. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

  22. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

  23. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

  24. You are proud of your lawn mower.

  25. Your best friend is dating someone half his age…and isn’t breaking any laws.

  26. You call Olan Mills before they call you.

  27. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

  28. You sing along with the elevator music.

  29. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

  30. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

  31. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

  32. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

  33. You make an appointment to see the dentist.

  34. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

  35. Neighbors borrow your tools.

  36. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”

  37. You have a dream about prunes.

  38. You answer a question with, “because I said so.”

  39. You send money to PBS.

  40. The end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants.

  41. You take a metal detector to the beach.

  42. You wear black socks with sandals.

  43. You know what the word “equity” means.

  44. You can’t remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.

  45. Your ears are hairier than your head.

  46. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

  47. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as “Old Folks MTV”).

  48. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

  49. When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you’re down there.

Nevermind,

You’re still younger than me…!

Hi, well I face my 60th in October. Good things about being 60 please?

I`ll start it off

  1. Prescriptions are free, so i won`t have to claim exemption from paying anymore.

Sorry hun, I forgot to wish you Happy Birthday.

I could blame my age…

luv Pollx

Getting old…at 30? Still, we feel how we feel, eh?

luv Pollx

Ok at 60…

  1. You can travel on the buses and underground free

  2. You can wear elasticated trousers without caring

Clare - 30 is half of 60…60 is the new 50…so you are actually only 25!

  1. You may be entitled to pension credit (don’t shout or the government take it off you or tax it) 5. If 4 applies you will be warmer in winter due to heating allowance
  1. You can go shopping only on pension day at a time most inconvenient for other people- dinner time is best.

Hey Poll at 45 I may also be in the ‘pension’ brigade. I am just looking at medical retirement and seeing if they will let me be pensioned off. Mike :slight_smile:

Now I’m depressed, most of the things on your list already apply to me Jen and I’m 41!!! (except 47) You will be able to get a tartan shopping trolley and ram it into people’s ankles on the bus.

Trolley is more effective in supermarket, or crossings road very, very, very slowly and being overtaken by a tortoise

Or even crossing road and dropping a scarf 1/2 way across, bending over to get it lowly and seeing you can’t reach