The Cat In T^he Hat on Aging

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad – can you tell?

My body’s drooping

Have trouble p00ping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my a$$

i never know if its ms to blame or just my age.

however i never had any problems with poo or pee, memory, spasticity etc before i turned 50.

oh yes and i got my dx the week before my 50th birthday.

wheeee! downhill from here so do some freewheeling

carole x

I love it…very funny. ‘p00ping’ is a good word, makes me giggle but then I’m childish that way Lol