Once upon a time there was a little mouse who loved to …
Play with the computer
he played with the computer morning noon and night untill one he …
discovered myelin and now he likes to nibble at it. bad, bad mouse will get caught one day and…
Have an ear grafted to his back…
So he could listen to even more crap the Goverment spout .
The mouse new christmas was coming 'cos the sp-outs were on the stove,and…
He went to check they were cooked as they had only been simmering for two days,
when there was a knock on the door…
It was Rudolph to tell him he was using green marbles not sprouts …
So glad you told me Rudolph cried the Mouse , there could have been a nasty accident if Santa had eaten them.
He would have been pinging all over the roof tops.
I know said the mouse I will put them into an envelope and post them to …
Mr Cameron at Downing street to use as suppositories…
It’s a shame they will be cold by the time they get there,so…
He took some mushy peas aswell, the mouse enjoyed …
anything green, his favourite treats were…
the incredible hulk’s dried snots and…
He would keep them in his pocket so that he…
Always had something to flick at the pussy…
Margo the cat was fedup with mouse so she came up with a plan to…
Go on-line and get her very own game of Mouse Trap,but…
… she couldn’t get onto the computer because…