Told by one of my sons:
It might be cold, windy and rainy, but I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights in it.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.
Well, I was smiling as I groaned…
So…Somebody has been at the Christmas crackers a touch early.Tell the lad that’s better than most,and tay said it right.
Wb
Thank you. I needed that 
thanks vince
i was having a chuckle with this and my son asked what i was laughing at.
he said theres a poster in millet’s window “now is the winter of our discount tents”
clever sales!
carole x