Got up as usual through the night to go to loo. I noticed in my sleepy state that my balance seemed to be worse than usual, so I was extra careful hanging on to furniture on my way to said loo. I was coming back into room when I closed to door on my foot it went into spasm and I lost balance and fell into the 10 year old plant in its pot. I sat there and giggled and giggled. I managed somehow to pull myself up and went back to bed.
In the morning my husband asked what on earth I had been up to as there was compost and leaves in the bed.
You will be amazed to learn that the plant is still intact despite my ample bum landing on it.
Just thought I would share.