A chap looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library
asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied in a loud voice,
“I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE
NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he
was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s
table and said with a laugh:…
“I study psychology, and I know what a
man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice:
“£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her: “I study law, and I know how to screw