Last Night a chap walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So he entered the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to him: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”
He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause he heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”
Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, he replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… Howabout yourself?”
He then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some idiot in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
I told you not to read it didn’t I…BOO!
