Brrrr! Good afternoon my little fellow snowmen and snowladies!
Thought I tell you about my day out yesterday.
I was really looking forward to it, as we were going to see Les Mis at Halifax`s new cinema complex…9 screens indeed!
So we went to book to make sure of our best wheelie position upstairs at the back…have you ever sat at the front and had severe neck ache, due to being so close to the screen? Awful!
That was done for 1pm. Then we went into the new Weatherspoons…named Percy Shaw…now who knows what he was famous for and a local lad at that?
Had a lovely lunch of pasta carbonara (dunno how many sins on my SW diet…but hey, it was my treat day afterall!) and i denied myself a pud. Then it was toilet time.
Used that loo before and it works well for me and my 2 Christine carer ladies. Out of the wheelie, onto loo, did the necessary, up again, britches up, now…the turn to sit back into wheelie…uoh, knees giving way…no…held up, then another little turn and into the chair…but NO! Bloody knees loosened again and i was 2 inches off the chair and down I went!!! Chuffin ell, eh! I slithered down, the my girlies did their best to hold me…
No,no good…i was on the floor, with one boob pressed into the wheelies edge, and one leg twisted under tother. Ouch!
What we gonna do now? asked 1 Chris. I said, Well we are in big trouble now, I said. Call the fire brigade or the paramedics. There was no way I was gonna let the lasses try to pick me up…remember, i`m still that roly poly lass, who could do with losing a pound or two!
Anyroad, 2 lovely barmen appeared…no, …more like barboys…so young and yes, handsome with it! I asked them if they`d been trained in manual handling. They nodded and the lift began…their arms around me…up, no…down again. So I had to tell them exactly what to do…let me put my arms round their necks and then hoist me up. Oh, was it painful…my legs can do absochuffinlutely nowt to help…I was a dead weight!
They pulled and heaved and the Christines grabbed at my leggings and knickers and together they got me back in my rightful place! Phew!
I asked if everyone was alright…they said they were. I was somewhat dishevelled…picture Mrs Bucket in Onslows hedge and youve got me right!
Once presentable again, we came out of the loo and I looked for my saviours to thank them again. I said Are you ok? They said they were. So I then said, Same time, same place next week, yeh? They smiled and proably immediately booked next Thursday off!!!
Anyway, we saw the film and OMG was it worth it? Absolutely yes!!! What a wonderful film! The singing, the acting, the gorgeous hunks, the tears we cried!
I came home and smiled to myself…I`d had my thrill with those 2 young men in the disabled loo.!!!
luv Pollx