Just one of those mornings..............Drinks!

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
“The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone.
I had to call many times before he would even answer .”

The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the Chemist said "Now, just a minute
mate, hear my side of it.

"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late.
Without breakfast I hurried out to the car,
to realise I’d locked the house with house and car keys inside. I
had to break a window to get them.
Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
About three streets from the shop, I got a flat tyre.
When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.
I started serving these people,
all the time the damn phone never stopped ringing.
Then I had to break open a bag of pound coins
against the cash register drawer to give change,
and they spilled all over the floor
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up
the pound coins and the phone was still ****** ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with
bottles of expensive perfumes on it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ++++++ ringing with no let up,
and I finally got to answer it.
It was your wife.

She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
And believe me, mate, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her".


he he he he ha ha ha ha ha he he he, that’s hysterical, cheered me up, just what was needed, he he

ha ha ha ha he he he, still laughing, you crack me up

My sides hurt now!!

Sides,I thought you were that blue item in the margin


ha ha, that’s just my head, tho thinking about it my body is round and fluffy too!!!

Blue…Ah, the weather


Hilarious Wb

When I warm up I turn orange & grow more information eyes!!

Lol don’t know where that word came from (Information! !)

Informative eyes?


Don’t know about that, the words informative/information sort of insinuates I have a brain!!! Although I do have a something in my skull that resembles swiss cheese or a crunchie bar!!!

Crunchies are good and more fun to carry around in your pocket than Swiss cheese.Those eyes are very informed if they can look backwards into your head.