50 shades!

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved
forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again…
back and forth… back and forth… in and out…

She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and
trickling down the small of her back. She was getting near to the
end. Her heart was pounding… Her face was flushed…

Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and
“Okay, Okay !! I can’t park the car !!! You do it, you smug b*****d !!!”

Splendid…So he looked over his shoulder,gripped the knob gently,his legs twitched and he filled the gap first time.His wife pulled a face then said,“Thank you Clever Clogs,that was very good!”


Hysterical, thought I’d wandered on to the wrong site then!