Jumping On the Bed -

Jumping On the Bed -

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look,

What’s the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old”…

The husband said, “What did he say about your 56 year old bum ?”

“Your name never came up,” she replied.


I like it, must remember to tell my husband when he comes in …but my short term memory is bad, so like all jokes i’ll probably forget. Thanks for the laugh…

Ha! Thats a good un! My hubby laughed too.

Reminds me of that joke;

A woman asks her husband if a certain dress makes her look fat.

He says No, love. The dress is fine. Its your bum and belly that make you look fat!`

luv Pollx

Thanks Ronin - it’s a classic! Teresa xx

Excellent joke!

Can we add on?


Risque one:

I joined the Premature Ejaculation Society.

I was worried about what to wear for my first meeting, so I called up the chairman.

He told me to come in my pants.


When l saw ‘Jumping on the Bed’ - l thought you had been reading 50 shade again!!