My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
And then the fight started…
Shazzie xx
good one shazzie
carole x
Very funny
Shazzie hun - you are on a roll.
JBK xx
Thanks girls. I’ve got more you know!!! Hehehehe!!
Don’t know what you mean Jen!!
Shazzie xx
Looking forward to em shazzie…I don’t know any clean ones
I know Noreen. I am having trouble finding the clean ones!! Hehehe!!
Shazzie xx
Very good made me giggle. Sort of thing my oh would say to me !!! Sparkly x