And Another Joke

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

And then the fight started…

Shazzie xx

good one shazzie

carole x

Very funny

Shazzie hun - you are on a roll.

JBK xx

Thanks girls. I’ve got more you know!!! Hehehehe!!

Don’t know what you mean Jen!!

Shazzie xx

Looking forward to em shazzie…I don’t know any clean ones

I know Noreen. I am having trouble finding the clean ones!! Hehehe!!

Shazzie xx

Very good made me giggle. Sort of thing my oh would say to me !!! Sparkly x