Last Joke for Today

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale!!!

Shazzie xx

Nice one :smiley: x

Are they still married lol xxx

Hahaha!! I wouldn’t be still married to him, would you? Lol!! I wonder what he looks like!

Shazzie xx

Look out for someone with two black eyes and a bust nose lol :wink: