My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”
I bought her a bathroom scale!!!
Shazzie xx
Nice one 
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Are they still married lol xxx
Hahaha!! I wouldn’t be still married to him, would you? Lol!! I wonder what he looks like!
Shazzie xx
Look out for someone with two black eyes and a bust nose lol 