***Long marriage***Contains sore nuts***

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

Hi Hazel

Very good, have missed your jokes.


Hi Pam

Thank you, as you know I aim to please, but surely other people put funnies on here, I know that Paula did the other day.

I have been slated because I have been out of circulation for a while, but at least I had a good reason, which is now finished thank goodness.

How are you anyway.



LOL, I even read it to my husband twice, once the last night and again today, whoops, brain alert!!!!!!

Very good thanks.

Janet x

Your welcome Janet.....keep smiling.