Love it Neil!
They are persistent b*ggers. I’ve been called by them when I hadn’t even had an accident. Because I have MS, and worry that my recollection may be a little sketchy at times, they almost had me wondering if I had an accident I’d somehow forgotten all about.
When I was quite sure I hadn’t, they insisted “the record shows it’s somebody at that address. One of your family, perhaps?” (I live by myself!) And amusingly, they weren’t even able to tell me my name OR my address, or cite date, nature or place of the supposed accident - the one they claimed already to have details of!
Someone I know has strung them along by telling a very convincing story of a REAL accident he once had - but leaving out that it was over 30 years ago! When asked about when, he just said that he couldn’t remember exactly - which was true. So he managed to waste lots of their time without fibbing at all.
Tina