Family get together – hot day – so rather than anyone slaving over a hot stove we got some ‘salad in the bowl (s)’ for everyone – you know the sort - plastic spoon and mayonnaise in a plastic sachet.
Collecting the empty plastic bowls and sachets afterwards there was no sign of the sachet my mother-on-law had. “Enjoy your meal I enquired?” “Very nice - but the fat was a bit tough” came the reply.
Eek - there was no fat in any of the bowls - I think the old girl had actually eaten the sachet…
(Going ‘anon’ for obvious reasons!)