Greetings,and I’m hoping today will be better for you than yesterday.OK,here we go.The next time you eat a banana once you’ve peeled it,very gently put the end inch or so between your front teeth and turn the whole thing through 360 degrees,fingers permitting of course.When you’ve finished…Hey Presto.
I would talk you through making some balloon animals but the Court Order is still in effect.
I’ve been told to grow up but it doesn’t really appeal.
Wb
It would be a crying shame if you did grow up Wb
Not got any bananas but going to get some later…i’l try it then.
Lisa x
Growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional
Tracey x
And gracefully is option 3 and one which I shall avoid at all costs !! Xx
Shucks, just eaten my banana for lunch before I read this! Will have to try to remember for next time!
While the ‘Rude Boy’ is on - did any watch the Syndicate on bbc1 last night. Alcoholic Alan had bought himself a Thai Bride on the tinternet. Except the beautiful girl turned out to me a ‘boy’. She/He had beautiful boobs - but as she lowered her gown Alans eyes nearly popped out - and he exclaimed - you have a bigger one then me. Then he goes home - gets drunk - climbs into his loft where he is growing his own ‘pot plants’. Starts smoking - passes out and sets the loft alight. He does get rescued but everyone around - the neighbours and fire-fighters had all been breathing in the cannabis smoke.
well back to my banana!!!
Fx
Hi Pat I don’t understand the mirror.When the nana has got top and bottom teeth touching it turn it through 360 degrees or 90 then back carefully.Once this is done have a look at the end.
Actually the Government are paying me to get folk to play with fruit as part of the Five a Day campaign.
Wb x
Pat,that’ll make you chortle even more
Wb x
Thanks Pat, I was getting a bit worried.I was shown the trick years ago and still don’t understand it.
Wb x <(L)>
Now now Pat,you are confusing this ‘Innocent’ because bananas do taste like bananas,and you should know 'cos you’re definitely alright for Potassium and your fibre intake is getting there.
I defy you to start peeling a banana and not smirk.
Wb x
Oh er missus !! Xx
l only like the brown ones - always avoid the green ones.
Hubby just asked why am i smirking at a banana, dare’nt tell him, he would want me to stop coming on here
He would think that you’re corrupting me.
Lisax
l think my banana is jewish!
You are bananas Wb!
luv Pollx
Well Girls,I apologise if fruit is cited as a cause for divorce.Pat,we are all waiting with bad, sorry, bated breath.F,we are talking the yellow variety and Anon,has your banana demanded friday off as it is the Sabbath?
Apparently a ‘Double ender’ is a possibility, not that I’ve ever bothered.
Wb x
Just read through this and it’s cheered me up after a crappy day, thanks everyone haha x
JOB DONE
Wb x