Cognitive Assessment

Everyday living
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I had a neurological assessment yesterday to see how badly my memory is being trashed.

One of the early questions was

“Who is the Prime Minister?”

I cracked out laughing and launched into a blah blah about the wonderful film “Private Function” where the old lady was worried about being put into a home if she couldn’t name the Prime Minister. After all that I couldn’t remember David Cameron’s namde duh!!..says it all!

Jane

PS When they asked me to name as many fruit and vedge as I could think of I decided to be a smart ar** and do it in alphabetical oder. I got as far as endive before my mind went TOTALLY blank.

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TORY B*STARD - HE’S NOT A PRIME MINISTER!!!

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I think you should get extra marks for remembering the plot of the movie so well and thinking of endive

Belinda

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Couldn’t agree more - perhaps that’s why I forgot.

But I went on to name the previous prime minister as George Brown so no excuses really

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Aaaaghhh, now you have got me thinking of fruit and veg in alphabetical order Jane

OK my best shot and it took me about 5 minutes so it would have been a epic fail if I had done it verbally!

Apples

Bananas

Carrots

Dates
Endive

Figs

Grapes

Haricot beans

Iceberg lettuce

Jerusalem artichoke

Kumquat

Lemon

Mandarin

Nectarine

Orange

Potato

Radish

Silver beet

Tomato

U???

Vanilla bean

Watermelon

X???

Yams

Zucchini

Belinda xx

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[quote=“brog64”]

it took me about 5 minutes [/quote]

Typo there. Should have read 15 minutes not 5

B x

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Whats the difference between a Tory bstard and a Labour bstard then

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there is no difference. Tories will do the work and get slated for it but you can guarantee that Labour will not change it when they get back into office.

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there is no difference. Tories will do the work and get slated for it but you can guarantee that Labour will not change it when they get back into office.

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Ugly fruit!

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Xigua

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LOL I just googled Ugli fruit and Xigua. So they are ugly oranges and beautiful water melons

Thanks, you learn something every day on these Boards

Belinda