i’m a zombie because i roam the house when everyone is sleeping.
so i made a cuppa and trawled the telly for something to watch.
firstly i was inspired by the tale of mike oldfield who after being a sociable child had a bad LSD trip at sixteen and withdrew into his room and his mind.
he is undoubtably a talented man having composed and played all the instruments on tubular bells.
richard branson signed him up but mike didn’t want to sell his soul.
success came but all the phone calls from people who wanted to meet him did his head in.
he is very well now so a happy ending.
then father ted.
mrs doyle fell off the roof twice and like she does she just got up and made a pot of tea.
she was in a bad way though.
then she fell down the stairs and knocked everything back into place.
mrs doyle is now alright too so a second happy ending.
goodnight this zombie needs a couple of hours sleep.