foot lady has been

Evening all.

The podiatrist came this aft. Mrs Vinegar Tits must`ve given her my message afterall. (cant remember which of you christened her that, when I said she was crabby)

She looked at my offensive toenail and began digging…

ouch…gerroff…arghh i yelled!

She clipped and scraped…more ows from me and my babinski action was in full form!

I finally looked to see the results and there was quite a bit of skin poking out where nail had previously been. She said she thought the nail would be better taken off altogether. ARRGGHH…WHAT A THOUGHT!

She cleaned and dressed the wound and said she`ll see me again next week. I asked if the corner of the nail could be packed to stop it growing inwards. She said the nail is crumbly and would not grow properly.

Looks like total removal might happen at some point. As long as it stops with the nail and no further…thoughts of that GP, who intimated I could lose my legs a bit back…oh give `oer Polly!

Always summat else to fret about, eh?

The main problem is, how will I get my sparkly stilettos on for Strictly?

Good night.

luv Pollx

luv Pollx

You have my sympathy, I lost a big toe nail at my own 5th birthday party, very traumatic and painful, makes my eyes water even thinking about it…45 years later! someone slammed a door on me, lost toe nail, massive nosebleed and just to top it off my mother had acquired a birthday cake covered with dessicated coconut (I hate coconut, always have) all in all probably the worst birthday ever…21st wasn’t much better!

Alison x

Hi Alison, why do we hang on to the awful old memories?

Fancy your mum getting a cake with something you hate on!

luv Pollx