I once got some leopard print candles from my aunt (little glass jars with leopard print paint on the outside and candles in). Never, ever would anyone look at leopard print and think of me. She took great delight in telling me that she get them from the Oxfam shop, which would have been fine if they hadn’t been well used!!! (It wasn’t that she was old and a bit odd! Well it wasn’t that she was old )
A few years ago my partner got a glow-in-the-dark toilet roll from his brother and sister-in-law. We thought that maybe that we the jokey part of his present but no, he JUST got the toilet roll. To make matters worse, it said on the wrapper that it should be used on skin!!!
So far the well used leopard print candles are well out in front although the others are rather odd. A toilet roll that shouldn’t be used on skin - erm?
The best dodgy present I’ve had was a few years ago when hubby and I along with his parents all got a knitted jumper from his aunt Trixie. She must of got them from a market stall or something because none of us could get our heads through the holes. The necks were too small!
My OT told me doing jigsaws would be good for me, so I cheat at jigsaws! I have a jigsaw puzzle app on my tablet and got my sister and my niece using it too! Rubik’s cube defeated me though years ago (just made me even more bored) and knock knock jokes run out by the time your about 10, so you’ve probably heard em’ all!
Toblerone - why didn’t I tell people I don’t like Toblerone instead of enthusing about it when given it as a Christmas gift some years ago. Six, yes six of them - what should I do with them - answers on a postcard.
Useless present… pair of fine woollen gloves. Thoughtful friend knows I get cold hands.
But find it very difficult to straighten the fingers on my left hand so difficult to put knitted gloves on. Prefer large sheepskin or ski gloves.
Took them back to M an S, showed the assistant my problem. Given a gift card. Spent it on a pair of jeggings - no zips or buttons to deal with so ideal!!
Jen
PS Toblerone have a picture hidden in the mountain logo… only found out yesterday. Not saying what as you’ll all have to find out for yourselves!! Don’t tell.
The worst idea, ever,is to start competing with relatives to deliberately buy the worst present, gets a bit embarassing when you don’t realise which present is the ‘joke’! For a long time I thought you could only buy Toblerone at airports, stems from my dad’s job!always the fallback option if he forgot to buy us anything from his frequent trips,then colleagues visiting would do the same!There were 3 of us,so always Toblerone in our house. lol