After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train rolled out of the station.
As the train began the trip, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.
No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office, I’m with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life. Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him had had enough and leaned over and said into the phone,
“Eric, turn that phone off and come back to bed.”
Eric doesn’t use his mobile phone in public any longer.
Yes it is a safe funny, so no need for people who might want to, to comment about lessons learnt or anything along those lines.
I’m not being rude to you, I am asking you to please abstain from spouting at me please!
Thank you
im trying to think of some way that could be offensive just for the grin but unfortunatly i think you win this round lol. I must say i am slightly dissapointed that those do gooders have managed to kill your UnPC spirit but it was still funny lol james
well it was a safe outcome. his wife could have done a bobbitt
carole x
ROTFLMAO!!
But watch it, Hazel, the Cellphone Defence League will be after you.
Geoff
Well said H,but as Honorary President of Adulterers Anonymous(for the next six hours) I find this in the poorest of taste and feel that putting ideas into the heads of meddling members of the public is persecutory.
The wife on the other end of the phone was happy to recieve ‘Lavish Guilt Gifts’, but now she doesn’t.She is very cross with you and feels it only right that she terminate her dalliance with the members of the local Crown Green Bowling Club.A real pity as she enjoyed the fresh air and the feel of an old wood in her hand,and was actually polishing one whilst talking to Eric.
I’m sure you and yours will have a smashing new year,but what of Eric and his Bride.The blonde piece from accounts is having a floodlit ‘Knock’,but doesn’t like it as much as her predecessor.
S xx