You see how these foolhardy boys with their chemistry sets can be dangerous.
I bet you’ve never forgiven your brother for the loss of your nurses outfit!
The stinker.
When I made itching powder it did not require a chemistry set, we used rosehips 
I decided not to include links to videos of how to do it because I am no longer 9 and a tiny bit more responsible now.
Mick
We won’t be able to get any until August anyway.
Kay, I’ve got a nurses uniform you can borrow.
I think I saw it once
Mother!
Aw how sweet. A picture of the wicked ones Mummy.
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No. I was startled when my mum came into my room.
I thought she had run off with a travelling salesman, nine years ago.
How do you know he was a travelling salesman? Did he carry around a large suitcase full of demonstration products? And did he wear a wrinkled suit, a kipper tie and a hat with a brim?
I didn’t think they existed anymore.
Maybe your mother ran off with the last of the breed. How nice for her. Is she back for good do you know? (Like Take That.)
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Winkles, kippers and bream in hats?
Are you a wet fish salesperson? Or merely one of the terminally confused who pop up from time to time in this august meeting place.
I suggest you get yourself a nice hat and some matching shoes and a handbag. You’ll start to feel a lot better.
Yours patronisingly,
The Evil One.
P.S. My mother’s movements are of no business of anyone but my solicitors and the Immigration Bureau.
I ran off with a travelling salesman once. Such sweet memories of my dear departed Arthur. He was much older than me of course (who isn’t?) but I still miss him. We very nearly married. Ah, romance in his very soul.
Worth peanuts of course. That’s why we didn’t marry, and why he departed. I needed a chap with a more regular (not to say sizeable) income.
Okra
That’s probably not the only sizeable asset he had that attracted you.
Do you mind! That’s my daughter you are patronising. I think this thread is going to the dogs. I used to think my Sssssue had a nice healthful hobby, but it’s becoming clear that the ‘regulars’ are becoming rather irregular.
SM
Oh I say. That’s a touch rude I think.
Anyway, he did have a nice large one. House that is.
Every time I put my nurse dress on it itched I don’t know what the itching powder was someone told me it was fibre glass, it was the seventies
Kay
Ahh that’s nice
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Hmm, interesting. When you say ‘many cat related sites’, how many are there?
Plus, are there any duck related sites? Again, numbers would be handy.
What does POA mean? PI$$ Off Albrecht? I bet it would annoy him if I bought the internet!!
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I don’t know what POA means. You just see it a lot in adverts.
In your case “Power of Attorney”, I should think.
“Prison Officers Association” in Lady Okra’s.
And I certainly aren’t going to sit here and count all the cats and ducks. You can do that yourself.
Are you going to buy one or not?