Brain Fog

I don’t know what POA means. You just see it a lot in adverts.

In your case “Power of Attorney”, I should think.

“Prison Officers Association” in Lady Okra’s.

Are you going to buy one or not?

I did a Wiki

My fave is Phylogenetic oligonucleotide array, an oligonucleotide microarray

  • Pakistan Olympic Association, the National Olympic Committee of Pakistan
  • POA (trade union), a United Kingdom trade union for prison officers
  • Prison Officers’ Association (Ireland)
  • Russian Liberation Army

Science and technology

  • Poa, a genus in Poaceae (the grass family)
  • Place of articulation, a linguistic term
  • Pony of the Americas, a horse breed
  • Portable Object Adapter, part of the CORBA specification
  • Preoptic area, a brain region
  • Price of anarchy, a concept in game theory that measures how the efficiency of a system degrades due to selfish behavior of its agents
  • Program of Activities, a modality of the UNFCCC Clean Development Mechanism
  • Phylogenetic oligonucleotide array, an oligonucleotide microarray
  • Proof-of-authority, is an algorithm used with blockchains that delivers comparatively fast transactions through a consensus mechanism based on identity as a stake.

Sorry. Mick

Very good.

So how many internets can I put you down for?

Well I don’t think much of your product knowledge.

You can’t tell me how many pages of cats and ducks your internet has. You didn’t even ask me how many I needed.

I might only have wanted a handful of each! Or hundreds. Now you’ll never know.

You can keep your poxy internet.

POA

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How did you know POA was an acronym for Prison Officers Association? Eh? Do you have a past similar to Lady Okra?

Mick

You have expanded your search criteria. From mindless Googling strange and amusing images, to mindless strange and (maybe sometimes it might be amusing) Wikipedia!

Well done.

§ue

could I try the dark one?

m

I then searched for a suitable image…

this was the closest to a pretty picture

I also found some explanatory videos but even I am not tempted to share… unless you are having trouble sleeping. M

What are the orange bits for?

bangs…

obviously

If I’d known it was going to be this difficult I wouldn’t have bothered.

§ue, just make your mind up.

Mick, if you have tried an internet before it’s best to start off with a milky one.

(And I bet that gets me into trouble as well)

Not the purple things then?

I may be a closet idiot but who ever heard of purple bangs???

?

M

how could this be misconstrued?

Mods away

Mick

Dare I question blue squiggles?

I like the idea of a darkmilky Internet.

Or rather, that sounds extremely wicked, bad and evil too, you should stay away from such things. There are people who are hurt by darkmilky things. Donchaknow?

What I like the idea of is a darkmilky chocolate bar, but probably not Cadbury’s. Because they tend to make sickly chocolate. Which is also bad and evil, just in a different way. Maybe a different, posher, higher cocoa content darkmilky bar.

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No I don’t think I want one of your internets. You can’t guarantee the number or percentage of cat and duck pages. Therefore the quality can’t be assured.

§ue

you never heard of “string theory” or the Lazlo Biro effect

either that or the operator of the etch-a-sketch sneezed at the wrong moment.

M

That chocolate looks good is it gluten free, as I can’t have a Mars bar it has barley in it for its malted flavour.

Kay

Oi. Duckface!.

You’re confusing quality with quantity. Just because I don’t know how many hilarious (funniest animals ever!) cats there are doesn’t mean that they are rubbish.

I haven’t got the time to waste trawling through thousands of websites counting up cat’s, dogs, hamsters, marsupials or any other fauna or flora just to satisfy your idle curiosity. Either you want an internet or you don’t. That’s your choice.

By the way there’s a hilarious picture of a grumpy cat who spells cheese “cheeze”. Classic. Laurel and Hardy couldn’t have done better.

RF