Brain Fog

Hmmmm don’t think so

There are a lot of things I would do for a Topro Troja but Pete is not one of those things.

I would say he loves me like a brother, only he loathes his brothers !

Are there such things as salacious triple entendres?

I wonder what Google might find if I typed “cheesy trojas” and hit search.

Mick

… I had to do it, and this was the closest I got to the filth

M

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Wotcha

it is like a steamy edition of Fog Island

This is about as steamy as Fog Island ever gets. Saucy isn’t it?

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shhhh,

don’t use raunchy language like “saucy” the mods will come down on us like a moddy thing

oooops Matron !

Pass me the rabbit…

No thanks I’ve just put one out.

M

‘Like a moddy thing’? Whatever that’s supposed to mean.

That in itself could get you modded. That’s a point, have you ever actually been naughty enough to get modded? I think you might be a goody two shoes (whatever that means!) Top of the class Mr Sheep aka Ramsbotham!

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As you suspect, I am an “Un-modded virgin”

sounds better than goody 2 shoes

M

I bet you bring virtual apples to the mods. Trying to be moderators’ pet are you?

I have never given anything to the mods apart from my respect.

Not sure I will qualify as anyone’s pet sheep

Mick

I must say to qualify as a pet sheep you might have to brush up on personal hygiene (all well and good eating the grass and fertilising simultaneously, but to be a pet, house training is usually required). Plus, your cheese habit would be a bit odd in a pet sheep! Not to mention listening to rock music. You might have to develop more of an ‘easy listening’ taste in music.

I’ve never actually seen a full grown ram as anyone’s pet. I’ll ask my neighbour (she’s a big sheep fan, has life size models in her living room - ok she’s a bit bats, but she’d know the requirements of a pet sheep if anyone would).

Nice to see some ambition in you though.

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OK you Foggers,

I need to pack, we are off to Africa on Friday afternoon for a week of watching the animals while with some friends and family to eat well and drink even weller.

I presume there will be zillions of posts while I am away so I might catch up … who know when.

Have loads of jolly unmoderated fun.

Mick

What??? Abandoning us for some other animals? Who gave you permission? Don’t say Mrs Mogace!! Whereabouts in Africa? What kind of animals will you see? Is it also a wine region? Ie South Africa? Or a wineless region? (Doubt that’ll be the case.)

Oh and have a lovely lovely time. Enjoy every minute, take some awesome photos and don’t worry about us, we’ll hold the invasion off until you’re back. We’ll miss you (I will anyway, I don’t know about that old misanthrope AD!)

I think you’ve been very sneaky. Keeping that from us, pretending Bromances all over the place! Huh.

§ue xx

Thanks Sssue,

South Africa on the border with Botswana. There is a huge but private game reserve where all the rangers from the various lodges communicate and coordinate so any interesting finds do not get overcrowded with people.

The range of animals is impressive but there are no guarantees as to what you will see.

We were lucky enough to visit once before. here are some snaps TAU LODGE MADIKWE 2016 | Flickr

So to celebrate some special birthdays and to stop the daft government getting my pension fund we along with 9 other friends and family (including my new Bromy Pete + his wife) will go to eat drink and look for animals. I would love to see a cheetah or a leopard but even if we see nothing we should have fun and sunshine.

I look forward to returning to some splendid brain foggery very soon.

Mick

Oh wow. Cute, pretty, omg scary, vicious, aw lovely, aargh, brilliant. You are an awesome photographer. Your pictures are stunning. Beautiful and so vivid. How lovely. Enjoy, have a brilliant time. Don’t forget you’re a lightweight drinker and go making yourself ill!

Dont forget about us and decide to just stay there! With the rest of the wild beasts!

Enjoy everything about it.

Sue xx

I’ve had a look at the pictures and I couldn’t see any sheep or cheese.

If you’re not back in three months, we’ll send out a search party.

If the search party doesn’t come back, we’ll send some clean underwear.