Brain Fog

Oops, my late answers have gone in the wrong position. Still, I suppose any position will do, just need to find it.

Btw Yellow Dahlia I managed to get a double entendre and wasn’t picked up, by anyone incl foggies!. Mick began talking about a Rabbit … I’m sure you’ll know x

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Being a Boy Scout I merely thought the entendre cos I’m scared of being moderated

In that case I reckon Hoohar might be synonymous with “Oh dear!”

Mick

Are those my socks?

What socks?

These socks. Might have been ‘borrowed’ from someone. Then again, ‘someone’ borrowed my avatar a few dozen posts ago. So all’s fair in the Fog.

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I think I managed a small double entendre too!!

Any position is fine in the Fog! No one would even notice.

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That’s a lovely pair of entendres you’ve got there.

I would say “touché” but someone might snigger

You all win! Who wants to do the next round? (I’ve been feeling a bit pants today so decision making has gone out the window!)

Nice socks!

WARNING : WARNING : WARNING

Be scared, be very scared.

If some well meaning, but utter idiot of a person decides (for the first time I think ever) that he’d like to buy his wife a Valentines gift, saying ‘see, who said romance was dead?’ Then produces a bottle of Gordon’s Pink Gin, tell him to either return it to the shop, or use it to clean the loo.

Do not, under any circumstances decide ‘oh well I’ll try it’! Not only is it fake strawberry scented, but it tastes like bubble gum mixed with lavender air freshener. And the taste fogging well lingers. I’ve got a DC double ordinary Gordon’s now but my mouth still tastes of my Grandmas (cheap crappy) perfume after it’s completely gone off.

Pink gin is for stupid people who don’t like gin. Or their tastebuds.

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I would say “touché” but someone might snigger

[/quote] How did you get the accent on top of the ‘e’ in touche? and did you just use that word so you could show off your keyboard skills.

St Valentine’s Day. Because love isn’t quite complicated enough.

Krakowian

I would love to bask in adoration for my massive PC skills…

However when I was at school PCs were a thing of science fiction (almost) If I had studied (which I clearly did not) and there were qualifications I think I would have a CSE grade D or even Ungraded. I did learn some stuff at work but not enough to get excited about.

I am sad to tell you that I just wrote “touch” with an “e” and the computer decided to auto correct my spelling.

Mick

so, not on your Christmas list then ?

M

My mate Pete just brought me the best ever valentines gift… a refurbished Troja Topro rollator. I did not realise how knackered my original unit was until I took this shiney newer beast for a spin, blimey even the brakes work woohoo.

To reciprocate I gave him some help with his PC and Camera

My wife and Pete’s wife will be delighted as their gift is two grumpy old gits who have discovered how to smile again.

Whilst Valentines day is yet another massive rip off I for one am having a good one.

Mick

Is Topro a new type of cheese then?

I believe that this is BF’s first “bromance”.

I can do it too, look: touché. My iPad does a lot of things automatically. But there’s some extras you can do like ô, ö, ū, ę and many others. iPads also correct spelling. Sometimes they think you’re trying to say something you’re not. But it’s pretty handy.

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Topro Trojas are the best walkers. Sturdy, good brakes and useful basket. I can’t actually use the seat, but it’s handy for putting my feet up on. If only the wheels were self dusting, I noticed earlier that they are covered in cobwebs.

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