Ninja sheep & stealthy cheese
M&S underwear, size = grumpy fat git
Keep on Foggin’
I should think that “Mr” Mogace is well and truly stuck at Heathrow by now. I tipped off security re the suspicious nature of his tube of Colgate and HMRC will have his Tramper stripped down into tiny pieces by now. I mention this, not in the sprit of malicious troublemaking (although that is a nice side to it), but to emphasis that his treasured stash of cheeses is temporarily unguarded. I think that this would be an opportune moment to pop over to Mogace Mansions and see what can be lifted. Rubber Fingers
Brilliant idea Rubber.
If we sort out Okra and maybe see if Evil AnthonyA wants in, we could recce at the usual place and plan a raid on a Mogace Mansions. I’m bloody dribbling at the thought of all that cheese just sitting there ripe for the snaffling. I wonder if he’s got any of those nice cheese biscuits like he had last time?
McGee
What do you mean “Last time”?! I don’t remember being included in a raid before. Have you been pilfering on my Manor? That’s not bloddy well on mate. There’s supposed to be honour among thieves and there’s nothing honourable about nicking someone’s cheese in Cheam without involving me. Very cross, Prof. Evil
Crikey! You’ve done it now Fingers. Nicking cheese without including the Prof is a very dodgy thing to do. Whatcha going to do?
Who says they are unguarded, he may have hidden them somewhere.
OK everyone calm down. We did have a little go at Mogace Mansions once before, but Prof Evil was on holiday in Benidorm or somewhere else I wouldn’t be seen dead in.
Not to worry Kay, we have an expert ‘sniffer’ cat who can be relied upon to find even the most fiendish of hiding places for cheese. A bit like a pig and truffles.
And btw Evil sweetie, Mogace Mansions is in Sussex not Cheam, so no exactly your manor.
So, we’re agreed? Feathers unruffled? All for one and all that?
Cheese raid on?
Okra
Oooooh. Sorry about that. I forgot that I had to take a little break until the heat cooled down. And it wasn’t Benidorm, it was the Costa del Coffee but don’t spread it around. It’s a nice place to lie low, if you know what I mean. Course you do. Woman of the world and all that. Fancy getting Cheam and Sussex mixed up. It’s not like there’s anything in common. Chalk and cheese you might say. But I’m going on a bit so I’ll shut up. Prof E.
What the Fog is going on here?
Criminal gangs using our Fog to plan dastardly raids on members cheese stores while they’re away at exclusive South African reserves?
Hang on a minute, this is Mick the Cheesemeisters cellars we are talking about. Hmmm. Let me think…
… ok I’m in. Cheese is cheese after all. And he does have a very fine ‘cellar’.
I’ll be there, just let me know where and when.
§ue
hey fellow foggies
it’s now Carole58 without the catwoman because i got a new laptop and a new email address so i re-registered on this site and was told that catwoman58 is already taken.
i have no idea who took me or where but what a dastardly thing to do.
hope it wasn’t professor evil or the wayward fingers.
anyway happy new laptop to me!!!
Woo Catwomancarole58 is no more, Pigpen, likewise. Simply Carole 58. (Since you were Catlesswomancarole, it’s perhaps right for now! Until another feline moves in!)
Hoorah for new laptops, that bring our errant members back from their time in ‘stir’. I presume due to your admitted guilt over the murder of your old computer.
And hopefully you now have ???s? Watch out for Prof Evil and the Fingers gang, they’ll pinch anything not securely bolted down.
I’m very happy to see you back Queen of the Foggy Coven.
(You could have tried for WitchqueenCarole!)
§ue xx
Just for the record, even things that securely bolted down won’t be that safe.
Excellent point Prof. I’d forgotten your lock picking / safe cracking skills.
Nothing is ‘safe’.
Okkie x
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woo that felt good.
past halfway down a bottle of Beaujolais.
just as a nod to the middle classes of the seventies!
it’s quite moreish.
Tracey DC, i hope Fez is on the mend.
mick - i enjoyed your photos especially the effalumps. have a fab time out there.
sue - i will think of questions that i can ask you because i am now a profligate user of question marks.
"in many ways I’ll miss the good old days, someday,someday.
it hurts to say but i want you to stay. sometimes, sometimes.
when we was young, oh man did we have fun, always, always."
Billy’s band from when he was 17 used to play that and it holds nice memories.
so do you like it???
Hi CatwomanCarole58 !!!
Where did you get your name back from?
Too many identities can seriously increase your sense of humour.
sense of humour means sanity preserver.
AD - it is what put you in power after all, as overlord of the fog.
sue - forgot to put the band’s name on. it’s by The Strokes.
Who cares what Ssssue likes or doesn’t. I like it.
McGee
I like a nice stroke.
Okra
Very happy that Carole now has two identities. But how to differentiate between them? Are they the same person or not? Like I accept that AD is not a criminal mastermind, but Evil Professor AnthonyA is different. Being a) criminal,and b) a mastermind.
I don’t know who owns all this fingers mob, but I suspect either they are all the same person, or are all different people. One or the other.
Anyway, I’m officially disapproving of our Foggy wonderland being utilised as a meeting ground for all these criminals.
§ue
i’m innocent! or that’s what i’m going to plead when it goes to court. all circumstantial this so called evidence. the drowning of my laptop was due to my compulsion to throw hot beveredges. the allegations of witchcraft are true but i’m a nice human and have the t-shirt to prove it. I can accept the fingers mob but this okra character has me confused. I have never tried okra, must speak to the veggie lord of the kitchen (aka Billy). insomnia is a b*tch, sat here drinking tea, even though I don’t like tea, I like gin. that’s the answer, have a gin! is this enough proof of my ID? Chief Witch Carole58