Brain Fog

Gotye, somebody that I used to know

Return to innocence, Enigma

& I’m on the Gin, who knew?!!! Aldi is doing some cracking deals on artisan Gin, just gutted their not litre 1s. I’m having a pampering session, I’m soaking my feet in the mop bucket with a posh fizz bomb, that’s fizz not Fez bomb. xx

fizz bombs make a good old bucket posh! i have a bottle of hortus gin from lidl and it’s nice. right now i’m drinking pink grapefruit and pomelo gin with fevertree pink grapefruit tonic. it’s very pink.

billy has taken the cat to the 24 hour vet in manchester. he’s been googling and it seems she is in danger of liver failure. he took tiger there when she was fitting and had to be euthanised. hope george makes it home. (george is the cat - not some random bloke)

I hope George is ok Carole, hate it when fur balls are ill. No, random blokes aren’t good, I brought 1 home & married it.

Where is everyone!!! Me & Carole are talking to ourselves

struggling to keep up

M

I’m still trying to get over Mick’s new idea for underwear.

I do apologise Mick, Mr D, you know what us women are like, we have plenty of words to use up.

Oh, I do hope George is OK. It’s so sad when animals are ill. You can’t explain to them. Equally random strangers who you bring home who then have to be taken to the vets.

Let us know. About George that is. Don’t really give much of a damn about random men (apart from Mr DC).

And I suspect we are all a little traumatised by Micks idea of ladies underwear. Imagine the pants that match that bra!! In fact don’t, it’ll only upset you.

§ue

Now that’s a thought Sue, as long as their men’s attire. Wire wool boxers, that will require a lot of Savlon xx

hi everyone

billy came home from the vet and is now asleep on the couch with his hoodie on back to front and the hood over his face.

i’m assuming the worse.

george isn’t here, perhaps the vet is keeping her in or maybe the worse case scenario has happened.

poor george, poor billy - he truly loved that cat.

i’d love it if he has planned to get another from the shelter but doubt it.

i need to wait until he’s awake and can tell me one way or another.

waiting is a form of torture.

Y fronts would be worse. Imagine all that chafing! Heheheheh!!

Awwww. Carole, poor you. Poor Billy. And poor George. Makes me quite well up just thinking of it. We do put ourselves through the wringer with our animals. We love them, they are part of our family. And yet we always know that they will die before us and break our hearts.

Sue xx

Oh no. Back to front hoodie not a good sign. Hope it’s not what you fear Carole.

still sounds loads better than brick dust catheter - that comment was responsible for my long lie down,

horrid horrid idea

M

Depends on who’s having the catheter Mick

If I know wire wool, and I flatter myself that I do, then it will go rusty and fall apart before it does any damage.

You’ve experimented with that 1 out then Mr D? freebies perhaps with the catheters? I was going to suggest utilising barbed wire, but even for my depraved mind that’s harsh, maybe?